Off the Wagon

I've fallen.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before I'd fuck it up.
Mind you - it could have been FAR FAR worse...
See, I came home from work Thursday night, STARVING, and instantly went into the fridge (acting on nothing more than SHEER male aggression and my own animal instinct), gravitated to a plate of leftover vegetarian pizza and tore two pieces to shreds with my bare hands and teeth in mere seconds.
Vegan diet: BLOWN.
Both cheese AND eggs.
I then began eyeing up a box of ice cream sandwiches in the freezer...a primal growl growing in my throat.
The good news: I withheld my urge.
However - Friday (yesterday) I blew it again...while I maintained a 100% vegan diet for breakfast and dinner...I came home and had some flat tortilla with some vegan hummus.
Wait a minute? Are flat tortillas (like, for burritos) made with eggs? I'm assuming so...but I guess I really don't know...I know they are mostly corn.
Ah fuck.
I'll count it as another fuck up.
Two pieces of veggie pizza...not the biggest slip up in the world.
Tonight I am going to a house party for a friend at work and I was debating bringing jello shots...but jello shots have animal bone marrow in them, which is ridiculous.
Mind you - if I do make jello shots (which are always a fun and playful hit at ANY party) there's no way I "WON'T" be having one...
At the same time...this could be a test...
No, fuck it.
No jello shots for me, unless I can find some kind of non-animal jello...
Ugh.
I think that's just disgusting.
Jello - in truth - is fucking nasty anyway.
I hate jello, have since I was a kid.
But - the fact that this jiggly, gellatinous, flabby fruit flavoured crap comes from inside animal bones....
BARF.
Sold. no jello shots tonight.

Back on the wagon,
Daniel.